Monster who didn't go looking for this, but it found them anyway

Monster whose latest resolution is going to cause so many conflicts

Monster who is good at crisis management and conflict resolution

Monster who is causing quite a crisis

Monster who is going through an identity crisis

Monster who isn't a dragon. Or a kraken. Or a wolf. Or a snake. Or a tentacled horror. Or some kind of undead. What are they?

Monster who was created by you

Monster whose brain is full of noise. So much noise.

Monster who made it. Somehow.

Monster who misses the ground. They will miss the ground! Please!